Animal Planet's Top Hooker Season 2

So this just popped up in my email and I had to share. It took me several minutes of staring at it before I realized what it was really for. Top Hooker Season 2!
Project Name:	Animal Planet's Top Hooker Season 2 Casting (USA)
Role Role Type Gender/Age/Ethnicities Description/Note Professional, Sport & Recreational Fishermen Lead Male or Female / 21 to 42 / All Ethnicities We are looking for COMPETITIVE, OUTGOING and SKILLED anglers, spear fishermen, game fishermen, fly fishermen, trawlers and trappers from all walks of life. It doesn't matter if your experience is commercial, sport or recreational. As long as you're skilled, adaptable and confident enough to take on anything we throw at you, you could win A BIG GRAND PRIZE and the title of Animal Planet's next Top Hooker.

Psychic Interior Designers!

Sometimes a notice goes across my screen and I have to stop and just take it all in.
This one isn't too out there,
but come on reality Tv.  So now we're psychically designing for ghosts?

I'm also no ghost expert, I mean I've seen Ghostbusters more times
than I can count, but doesn't messing with a haunted house just make it worse?

Have we learned nothing from poltergeist?

CONCEPT: A DESIGNER WILL WORK IN TANDEM WITH A RENOWNED PSYCHIC
TO RENOVATE, REMODEL, AND REDECORATE HOUSES THAT ARE BELIEVED TO BE
POSSESSED BY A PARANORMAL ENTITY, TRANSFORMING
THEM FROM "HAUNTED" TO "HARMONIOUS." THINK "DIVINE DESIGN" MEETS "GHOST HUNTERS."

SEEKING:
[ INTERIOR DESIGNER ]
FEMALE, 30s, BRITISH (REAL ACCENT), EXPERT IN THE FIELD OF INTERIOR DESIGN,
PREFERABLY WITH KNOWLEDGE OF ARCHITECTURE, FENG SHUI, POWER
TOOLS OR RELATED EXPERTISE. SHE IS CHARISMATIC, SASSY, ATTRACTIVE,
PERSONABLE, COSMOPOLITAN, HAS LOTS OF ENERGY AND CAN CARRY
A SHOW. ACTS AS THE VOICE OF REASON. ISN’T AFRAID TO PICK UP A
HAMMER AND GET HER HANDS DIRTY. SUBMISSIONS ACCEPTED ONLY
FROM NY/LA/CHICAGO. Must submit reels or links to the talents website or YouTube video


But I mean, submit if you're an interior designer, who's a woman, and with a
British accent...and all the other requirements.